Stuck on the Road

By Matt Kelly

• What to do when you’re stalled in traffic on the way to a Rolling Stones concert? Buy Stones T-shirts! Two guys were seen selling tees, car to car, on the gridlocked exit lane on 64 Eastbound.
• Many people going to the concert elected to hop a special shuttle bus from downtown to Scott Stadium. Demand quickly exceeded capacity, however, so wait times were long. Some fans got creative:
  
  “Are you going to the stadium,” a lady asked a nonshuttle city bus driver.
  “No, ma’am,” the driver said.
  “How much will you take to go to the stadium?”
  “Sorry.”
  “No, seriously.”